Fill-in.

Nabbed from fondofshape.com:

1. I love my … ass!
2. Looking in the mirror, I see … one handsome beast!
3. The best thing that happened to me this week was … the sun shining!
4. Masturbating … is one of my favorite things to do!
5. I always have a good time … socialising.
6. I’m looking for … relaxation … this weekend.
7. “Oh, I’m bein’ followed by a …stranger. But I’m sure it’s just chance.“